A Few More Videos

I woke this morning and there were several great videos in my browser that I watched last night.

First Wedding Dance. Not only can this couple shake it and move, but the girl is extremely attractive. I hope I meet a girl cool enough to do something like this at our wedding. Wait, no…I will.

Busted! Strip Dance Edition.  I remember a while back seeing a video where some girl’s mom walked in and started dancing in the background of the video. Here’s the daddy edition. The girl, who looks to be very cute and like she was going to be stripping naked, has her dad find her. Good save by the father and I feel sorry for whoever was on the other end of that video conference.

Whatever Writers’ Strike. I need my television shows. No Office, Heroes, etc. etc. is going to take it’s toll on me. Granted, this means I can catch up on other apparently great shows, but it’s just not the same. That’s what the summer is supposed to be for.

Another Great Condom commercial. I think I might have to track down and make a video post of the best condom commercials ever.

Mad Abercrombie. Combined skits from Mad TV about Abercrombie and Fitch. It leads to parody so well.

Also, I watch WHATTHEBUCK and sXePhil on YouTube enough that they deserve another shout out. Love ya guys!

Guitar Queer-o

Alright, so while I was preparing for my trip to Russia, I played the newest South Park episode, Guitar Queer-o, and I liked it for a couple of reasons. I understand why this game is so popular and essentially a phenomenon. My little brother and his friends love to play this game, as do many of my friends and co-workers.

But I don’t like it, and I have a reason. It’s not the mere fact that I actually play the real guitar, but it’s that I also simultaneously suck at Guitar Hero. Granted, I haven’t taken the time to practice and play, but I’d rather not waste my time. Instead of playing Kansas’s Carry On My Wayward Son on the video game, I’ll learn it in real life. Also, the controls for guitar hero are essentially opposite how playing the real guitar are. The game has you press buttons that are separated horizontally, whereas with the guitar you play on strings that are positioned vertically from one another.

I’m not complaining, and this isn’t really a gripe, but I just wanted to show some love for South Park, which hit it on head again today with this episode. There’s a scene where Randy (Stan’s Dad) goes to play Guitar Hero, only to discover that he sucks at it, though he can play the real guitar (just like my own first-hand experiences).  In addition, I have in real life grabbed my guitar and played along with my brother and his friends while they were on the video game. Quite amusing.

South Park Meets Kid Nation!

Alright, so one of the shows that I have grown to love over the last several years is South Park. They really do a good job of staying fresh with material and making commentary (and fun of) issues in society and the media. The show has already been on for several years, and who knows how much longer it will have left (although since it is Comedy Central’s highest rated show, I’m sure they’ll try to milk it for as long as possible).

Anyways, due to my watching Kid Nation, I have come to the conclusion that for the next South Park season (which will happen, it’s been renewed), Trey and Matt should have an episode where they put the boys on Kid Nation. This would particularly be funny with Cartman and Kyle. I don’t have an exact plot or storyline in mind, but there is so much to work with. Once you watch Kid Nation, it will probably become apparent that it is a show ripe for parody.

So, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, I’m expecting you to not drop the ball on this one. A South Park “Youth Nation” episode would be classic! Let it be known that this was my idea, way back in 2007, and if it airs then I wouldn’t mind a little credit. :)

Kid Nation, The Guilty Pleasure

So I just got finished watching the latest installment of Kid Nation. For those of you who might still be unaware of this show, it is a reality show that puts 40 kids (8-15 years old) on an old abandoned wild-west type city in New Mexico and films them as they attempt to create a working civilization. They deal with topics such as religion, trash, entertainment (or lack thereof), health care, and other topics. Every episode the kids compete for their jobs, which are assigned via a hierarchy (from upper class to the laborers) and get paid money that they can use to purchase goods in town. In addition, there are other elements of the show including bullies, drama queens (looking at you Taylor), and kids who are competing for the Gold Star.

Ah yes, the Gold Star, how could I forget. The Gold Star is a prize given out by the town council, four group leaders, to a kid who has been working extra hard and has benefited the town. This star is supposedly solid gold, or at least worth it’s weight in it. It’s worth $20,000. While not everyone who has received it necessarily earned it, it is clear that many of the children are not affluent and could really use the money for college. So that’s a nice heart-touching aspect.

The show raised lots of red-flags about it’s ethics, which is what made me first notice it. Controversy centered around if it was okay to profit from children. Granted, the reason I watched was because I wanted to see what they made the kids do. I can’t say I’m a reality fan, but every once in a while I get suckered it. I watched the first Survivor,  a couple seasos of The Apprentice, and recently was infatuated with The Pickup Artist on VH1. In addition, being in my young-twenties, I couldn’t escape childhood without watching some Real World, Road Rules, and the 20 spin-off competition shows (P.S. Wes from Austin Real World is the best character ever).

Notice that I use the word character. Because Reality TV is only limited reality. It is highly edited and in many cases though to be scripted. On Kid Nation, not only is the direction of the show determined by the”journal” that the town council reads (it suggests them to do things, like clean up the city’s trash problem), but many of the kids confessions to the camera seem rehearsed and practiced. On The Real World, apparently they flow alcohol to the people on the like it’s a river. I guess it makes it more entertaining.

In any case, I don’t see too many bad things about Kid Nation. The kids are there by their choice and can leave at any time. I think CBS agrees, as they have already setup Kid Nation 2 ready for production (maybe they’ll have to push it forward due to the Writers’ Strike). Well there are some ethical loops; in order to make the show work, they registered the kids as being at “camp” to get around child labor laws, a loophole that New Mexico has since closed. Kid Nation 2 will thus apparently be airing in Guatemala or somewhere else in Central America.

If I were a kid, then I think I’d like to be on this show. Of course it’s easy for me to say that now, but it seems like it would have been a lot of fun, and I’m pretty sure it would have been something I would have been down for when I was 12 years old. Oh well, I didn’t get that opportunity, so all I can do is watch. Maybe I’ll have to try my hand at The Amazing Race, as that seems like a show I think I would both enjoy to watch and would even be successful in competing on.

I shouldn’t watch this crap, and neither should you. But we may not have a choice due to the Hollywood Writer’s Strike.

Have you seen this show? What are your feelings about the ethics behind it? Would you have wanted to be on the show when you were a kid? Would you let your kids on the show?

Heroes Sucks!?! (According to the creator)

In reality, I need a follow-up to my earlier post on Heroes. Look what Tim Kring (creator of Heroes) has to say about Volume 2: “Kring himself is keenly aware that Heroes is broken. Here’s his candid critique”.

They are suffering from the same pitfalls that happened to Lost. The beauty of both shows comes from the (1) character-driven plots and (2) multiple-threaded storylines that interweave with each other. In Volume 1 there were less characters, and their paths were crossing frequently. In Volume 2, this is not the case, as can be seen with only some of the stories given airtime in a given week. I’ll probably miss some, but here are the individual sub-stories occurring at the moment: Feudal Hiro (1), Ando in Japan (2), HRG’s Travels (3), Claire & West (4), Maya, Sylar and Alejandro (5), Mohinder, Bob and the Company (6), Parkman, Nathan and The Nighmare Man (7), Peter & Kaitlin (8), and Micah/Monica (9). That’s not even including Elle’s scenes so far. That’s a lot of different things going on, and they aren’t overlapping very much.

One of the solutions is to kill off the characters, which I usually hate to see (because I love them all…darn you character-development), and it has been rumored that three main characters will be killed off by the end of the season/volume. My guess would have to include Niki & Mr. Bennett; I’m not sure who else they will kill off, but I’d love to see Maya and Alejandro go. They were just dropped into the storyline and it’s kind of gimmicky, the whole twins have ying-yang powers. Maybe Maya will somehow get infected with the Shanti virus in trying to get rid of her powers. It’s too similar to how I hated when Lost suddenly introduced Paulo and Nikki; the public outcry against these characters caused the writers to kill of both characters in the same season that they were introduced.

The last episode was good I’ll admit, and ending on a suspenseful note as we discover that Takezo Kensei is also Adam Monroe, and in fact he appears not to have regeneration abilities but perhaps immortality, building to his self-view as a god. He is being setup to be a very good antagonist for the rest of the Volume 2 or 3, with HRG sort of looking like a villain again (as he was in the beginning of the series).

Really, that’s enough for now. But one comment on the actors. It’s been rumored that Hayden Panettiere (Claire) and Milo Ventimiglia are dating, despite a twelve-year difference between their ages. Usually that’s not a big deal, but when the girl is 18 then it is a little bit of wow! I think that it’s ironic, given all the buzz that this got in the media, that no one noticed that West, Claire’s on-screen romance West is played by Nicholas D’Agosto, who himself is nine years older than Hayden in real life. I must be a real geek to notice these things. :)

My message to Tim Kring: Do you want some help with the writing for Heroes? Take me on-board as a consultant. I’d do it for free, except that shows that I am obviously just a super-fan and don’t have the talent for the role; thus, if you want to pay me decently for it, I think I could be creative and help the show get back to its roots, and it is something that I would love. I think the idea of storytelling via the serial television show format to be extremely compelling and effective.

Sincerely,

~ BM

YouTube TV

If there is one thing that can replace television for me, at least if the writer’s strike actually comes to fruition, is YouTube. There are several great writers on YouTube that I love to listen to, most notedly Philip DeFranco (sXePhil) and Michael Buckley (WHATTHEBUCKSHOW). There are other great acts like Derrick Comedy, but they don’t update enough to really view on a daily basis.

Anyways, I hope that these guys get discovered past their hundreds of thousands of viewers online. These guys are real talents and they deserve to be making good money from their videos. If television goes down, at least I have YouTube as a saving grace.

Please Write Hollywood

This is my open letter to the Hollywood executives and the screenwriters guild. Please, PLEASE, come to an agreement so that the current television season isn’t preempted by replacing quality shows like The Office, Lost and Heroes with more reality TV junk. Granted, I am obsessed with Kid Nation, but that’s only because it pushes the genre to a boundary it has not gone to before.

Granted, perhaps I should take the opportunity to heart. One of the things I would like to do in my life is become a television or movie writer. I don’t know if my creativity and writing skills are quite on-par with where they need to be, but it is one of the careers that I think would be extremely entertaining and rewarding. I just don’t know how to fit it between becoming a business consultant (or professional executive manager) and perhaps teaching for a few years in the Teach for America program, which I am considering.

Anyways, I know that I won’t get a chance to write television anyways, so I really hope that the writers do not end up going on strike. There are finally some shows on television worth watching, and tearing the viewing season in half means too many reruns for my liking. Screenwriters…I am a fan and a wannabe. Power to you for getting your fair cut on DVDs and online broadcasts, but I still don’t want to see this become too long and drawn out.

Heroes!

Oh my goodness!

I am a huge fan of the show Heroes, as well as too many other shoes (Lost, Arrested Development, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office, Keys To The VIP, Futurama, South Park, Firefly and I’m even addicted to Kid Nation).

Anyways, right now Heroes is simply amazing. They introduced several new characters and the plot is about ready to hit the climax for the first half of Season 2. I really hope the writers strike doesn’t screw too much stuff up. Now, I won’t go into “details” of the show, but I think it is simply amazing the storytelling design (multiple threads) that they have developed. It has gotten quite good, though I worry about them having too many characters and stories, as right now we didn’t see multiple characters at all this episode. The real surprise is the Kenzi character has become Adam Monroe…very surprising. It is clear that he has more abilities than simply regeneration, and now seems to have Adam and Morey on his side. I can’t wait until next week…well I have to wait twice as long as I am going to Russia for a week. I think the show can wait :)